Bad Girls Club Bitches!!!! Recap time!!!

Shelly: “I put eye-makeup remover in Stasi’s contacts. I hope she doesn’t go blind because I’ll feel bad.”

Stasi: “Did you mess with my contacts?!”

Shelly: “No, I would never be so childish.”

BITCH!! ALL STASI DID WAS FLIP YOUR BED OVER!!! True Stasi should’ve admitted that she did it because it wasn’t that big of a deal, but messing with someone’s contacts or anything medical that they use is really fucked up.

However, I do respect Shelly because she admitted to taking the stupid bleach and Stasi was still being either stubborn or a scared little puppy and didn’t admit to what she did.

Stasi: “OOOO I’MA CALL MY DADDY AND TELL HIM I NEED BAIL MONEY!!!!”

"I NEED TO HIT A BITCH UPSIDE THE HEAD!! THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT’S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!"

This is basically what goes on between Stasi and Shelly every episode:

Ladies, it’s time to stop talking and to start beating a bitch down. Thank you. Like this:

Judi starting with Priscilla:

Tasha bringing here ugly ass into the fight when no one called for her assistance:

This is a Judi vs. Priscilla fight, GTFO Tasha:

Judi and Tiara free-styling:

Tiara: “This is a front-row Mike Tyson vs. Merriwether fight.”

Priscilla!! WAKE UP BITCH!!! JUDI’S CRAZY ASS JUST THREW CEREAL ALL OVER YOU AND YOU DON’T EVEN WAKE UP RIGHT AWAY?!!!

Next episode we’re all gonna be like:

Team Real vs. Team Clean is gonna be all:

As much as I hate to admit it, based on next week’s previews, Priscilla can throw a good punch.